[lasereye]

Let me ask you this: Can someone be elected Governor of NY on a promise to sign a law that bans all abortions?

[Theophilus]

No, one can't get elected the Governor of Hell without promising to murder as many babies as possible.

But who the hell wants to be the Governor of Hell?

Another requirement for the Governor of Hell is to impersonate Jesus-ette and to tell your constituents "apostles" that Jesus wants you to take your hellish Covid vaccine into your sacrosanct concentration camp body because you owe it to you lovin neighbors.

Who the hell wants to be an apostle of Hell?

Luke 17:32
Remember Lot's wife

But if you really just can't beat em, go join em! Lots of more hellish things than losing an election can happen.

[enumerated]

Good question. And the answer is hell no.