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To: SeekAndFind

“Mr. President, Bibi here. We want to strike back at Iran.”
“Okay, Bibi — but your counter-attack has to be within certain limits.”
“Understood. We were thinking of nuking Tehran.”
“No, no, no! You can’t do that! Take out a missile battery or something. Understand? Keep it small.”
“Got it.”

“Hey, Mr. President, Bibi here again. I have an update.”
“Tell me.”
“We nuked Tehran. You asshat.”


5 posted on 04/14/2024 4:56:07 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (It's not "Quiet Quitting" -- it's "Going Galt".)
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To: ClearCase_guy

RE: We nuked Tehran. You asshat.”

Very funny. But how do we know Israel actually has nukes? Have they ever actually tested one?


10 posted on 04/14/2024 4:59:15 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: ClearCase_guy

If only......


14 posted on 04/14/2024 5:05:12 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus…)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Very good.....If only!!!


31 posted on 04/14/2024 5:34:43 PM PDT by Thank You Rush ( )
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To: ClearCase_guy

Praying this will happen!!!!!


81 posted on 04/14/2024 8:09:04 PM PDT by pollywog (" O thou who changest not....ABIDE with me")
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To: ClearCase_guy

Good one!


84 posted on 04/14/2024 8:36:49 PM PDT by moovova ("The NEXT ELECTION is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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