Papua New Guinea leader blasts Biden for claiming his uncle was eaten by cannibals

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/papua-new-guinea-leader-blasts-biden-claiming-uncle-eaten-cannibals ^ | 4/22/2023 | Thomas Catenacci

[dragnet2]

Papua New Guinea Prime Minister James Marape said Monday that he was offended by President Biden's recent comments suggesting his uncle was eaten by cannibals in the Oceanic nation during World War II.

[dragnet2]

Papua New Guinea's Prime Minister James Marape addresses the media

I noted they all appear well fed.

[CatOwner]

Everyone just misunderstood Brandon. What he meant was his uncle had eaten *with* cannibals. Now back to our regularly scheduled collapse of the country.

[wildcard_redneck]

Take your cannibal slander back or we will eat your childrens!

To bad Prime Minister James Marape’s ancestors were cannibals. It is not our problem but theirs.

[alstewartfan]

Look at those teeth! Tell me that guy is not a cannibal!

[dfwgator]

Dear President Biden,

There is no cannibalism in Papua New Guinea

Signed,

The Honorable James Marape - Papua New Guinea Prime Minister, in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.

[dragnet2]

Check the eyes on the reptilian to the left of the Chief.

[dfwgator]

The Cannibal Community Frowns Upon Your Shenanigans!

[clearcarbon]

"Everyone just misunderstood Brandon. What he meant was his uncle had eaten *with* cannibals. Now back to our regularly scheduled collapse of the country."

I think I prefer the original interpretation. "Eaten with cannibals" might imply that he's considering designating cannibals as another protected minority.

[Songcraft]

The Prime Minister further stated that Joe must be getting them mixed up with Fiji.   (See "A Brief History of Cannibalism in Fiji".)

[dragnet2]

From your link: “You can buy cannibal dolls and Fiji cannibal forks in souvenir shops”

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Nice...Use the fork to eat the doll.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Could be true. His uncle may have thought he was flying over New Guinea but was really over Fiji when he became lunch.

[Dr. Sivana]

Well, I don’t know about their cannibalism, but some of the best coffee I have ever had was Lifeboat Wild Grown Papua New Guinea. That’s is my go to cup at home. Smooth, strong, delicious chocolatey undertones. Lifeboat is Pro-Life, Pro 2A. Worthy of Freeper support.

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[FirstFlaBn]

Uncle Ambrose landed safely, but when he introduced himself to the locals, they thought he said ‘ambrosia’ so they et him.

He was very good with mustard.

[srmanuel]

I wonder if the cannibals boiled him first in sort of a soup or just grilled him over an open flame and put a little to the side for some Biden Jerky

[minnesota_bound]

Uncle-Bosys BBQ Seasoning

[srmanuel]

The cannibals in New Guinea look to be fairly sophisticated in the culinary skills.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Reminds me of a joke.

This cannibal goes into a 5 Guys burger joint and orders a burger. He gets his order, sits down, and takes a bite. After a little while, he stands up and yells,"This is false advertising! I only taste two!"

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

I noticed that, too. Maybe the ‘zombie apocalypse’ begins with him. He certainly looks the part.

[faithhopecharity]

“I checked the chef’s meat invoices, your uncle’s name wasn’t on any of them!”

[caddie]

“Our people have much better taste than to do that.”