[L.N. Smithee]

Original thread: TX Black Woman Says Men Carved ''KKK'' on Her Chest - IMHO, She's Lying, & You Heard It Here First

[ChadGore]

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[albee]

You were absolutely right when you warned us that this story was a phony! I salute your forecasting prowess.

Do you have the names of any horses I shuld put my money on?

[wideawake]

I assume all so-called "hate crimes" are hoaxes until proven otherwise.

[AppyPappy]

It was the violence inherent in the system.

[bmwcyle]

The poor woman has a problem. She needs attention. Give all the negitive she can get.

[Jonah Hex]

I assume that the biggest clue was that they were carved upside-down and backward?

[Lee'sGhost]

Hey, can somebody with a little time on their hands set up a site that documents all this stuff? Remember the "church burnings that Klinton made such a big deal of? Also, there was a "hate crime" on one of the military bases in NC that Klinton made hay about. Someone painted KKK and racist statements on one of the barracks and Klinton said he would not rest until the perps were prosecuted. Turns out a black guy did it. Never heard another peep from BJ about punishment, and of course the media never asked.

[Sloth]

Even so, I'm still pretty sure it must be white people's fault. We probably drove her to it with our insidious institutional racism.

[writmeister]

Good call. That was my thought to when I first heard this story. Of course, since it came from the Texarkana Gazette, it was pretty mediocre reporting.

[pocat]

Dude - you are a prophet!

Saw your original post and prediction on this. Good call.

[OldFriend]

Susan Smith, who pushed her car with her two babies inside, blamed a black man for hijacking her car. This insantity goes both ways.

[Congressman Billybob]

I am waiting for the time that the Right Reverend Al Sharpton is found wondering in a park, sexually abused (a la Pulp Fiction) with the initials DAN carved on his chest. (That stands for "Dumb-*ssed Nigerian.")

That report, unlike this one, might be accurate.

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[truthkeeper]

I had the same initial thoughts as you, Smithee. Good call and good job.

[Brute_Force]

Maybe she was trying to carve her boyfriend's initial --- but she stuttered.

[Hillary 666]

As Gomer Pyle would say: Surprise surprise surprise!!

We called this one. Thanks for bringing this one to our attention, Smithee.

[LivingNet]

Congrats on your good call!
Now - hows the market going to do today??

[Darth Reagan]

Didn't FederalReview say this would be a hoax?

[hellinahandcart]

Well, you certainly did call it. You have either great discernment or awesome psychic powers; I was still thinking that a sane woman wouldn't purposely disfigure herself, but would instead use something nonpermanent to make her message--a magic marker, for instance. :)

What a vile thing to do. And she probably won't be punished...EXCEPT that Texas now has hate-crime legislation, doesn't it? Hmmm...

While I ponder that one, I will also be hoping that those scratches turn into keloids and she has trouble shopping for a bathing suit for the rest of her life.

[ICU812]

Yeah, you called it :-)

But its kind of like waiting till 5am and predicting daylight.

[eniapmot]

OK. You win.

...was actually with the man who she said picked her up after the made up attack...

An earlier report said that this man was her cousin.