"A momma crawfish and her lil baby crawfish were walking along a wet pasture after a rain."
"Next thing you know, the lil baby crawfish go 'flap, flap, flap, flap' in reverse."
"The momma crawfish said 'What's the matter lil ones? Why you running away?'
"The lil baby craw fish said, 'We scared of that big thing mommy!'"
"The momma craw fish said, 'Oh! Don't worry bout that! That's just a cow. They don't harm us crawfish.'
"A little further down the pasture, the lil crawfish go flap, flap, flap, flap in full reverse."
"The momma crawfish asked 'What is is now? Why you so scared?"
"The lil crawfish say, 'Oh momma, we are scared of that!'"
"The momma crawfish said, 'Oh you lil crawfish! That's just a horse. They don't bothor us crawfish.'"
"Walking a lil further down the pasture, all a sudden the momma crawfish high tails it in reverse...flap, flap, flap, flap.."
"The baby craw fish asks, 'Momma! What's wrong?'"
"The momma crawfish told the lil crawfish, "Now you see that there is a cajun, and they eat anything!"
I can just hear him saying this...."A little further down the pasture, the lil crawfish go flap, flap, flap, flap in full reverse."