[poetknowit]

How Dubya won on the 'Ab-sinth-ee' ballot:
The RNC gave out samples of The Green Fairy in Florida and they punched the wrong chads. Hic!

[LarryLied]

More than a few people in my county were probably around when absinthe was legal. Likely they have horded bottles they keep next to their Trotsky, Stalin and/or Lenin shrines. Palm Beach County is in another world.An alien planet on which the indigenous media tells the residents everyday that the Klu Klux Klan and the Tsar's cossacks are about to wipe them out if they don't vote Democrat.

[StoneColdGOP]

Land sakes, maybe we should employ that tactic in California! We get accused of everything else already anyways.