Hijackers mark 4th year in Hell ...
Mohammed Atta:
"I'm ready for my 32 virgins now!"
The Devil:
I got some good news and some bad news, Mohammed. The bad news: Between Don Juan, Henry VIII, JFK and Slick Willy, there are no more virgins. The good news? I could fix you up with a nice Dennis Rodman look-alike.
{Sorry, Charlie!}