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To: backhoe
"Lucky Man"
(To be sung to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer's "Lucky Man")

He had the zealots, and harems by the score...
Osama bin Laden...the Islamic WHORE!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!

"bin" had no conscience...to confuse his head.
No soul, no character. "So What?!" the Left said.
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!

He was itchin' fer War, bombed our Country, thought we'd blink!!
Of his Brav'ry, and his Principle...Leftist Med'yuh would sing!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!

But Dubyuh soon found "bin", found his Landlords, BOTH ENTWINED!!
His zealots couldn't save him, so WE BOMBED "bin", and HE DIED!!!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!
Ooooooh, what a Lucky Man he was!!

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!

Quite Sincerely,

Mudboy Slim

46 Posted on 09/14/2001 17:34:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Time Fer Justice!!!!)

128 posted on 09/23/2001 10:41:33 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Where ya bin, mi amigo?!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Slim, how *did* you know ELP was one of my favorite groups way back when?
( even saw 'em live in Jacksonville long ago! )
129 posted on 09/23/2001 10:47:22 AM PDT by backhoe
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