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LOL...after all this time and you ain't figgered out my strategy yet, my FRiend?! I FReep as many songs from as many different Artistes as I can hopin' to strike a chord somewhere with someone somehow...it was just a fortunate coincidence that you like these guys. Now that I know you like ELP, I'll look to do more. Do you like BlueOyster Cult or Moody Blues as well? Been thinkin' of FReepin' them as well.

FReegards...MUD

"King of the Ho's"
(To be sung to Roger Miller's "King of the Road")

Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shan't fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!
Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the Ho's!!!

Slick's ceegars sure do stink...
Masturbatin' in his sink.
Hill's a worn-out dried-up shrew...
Bill ain't touched her in many moons!!
Yes, folks...li'l Willard gets around...
Short...and not too big around!
Left prays...to their King on their knees...
King of the Ho's!!

Slick bombed Kosovo, li'l Sudan, and Saddam Hussein...
Killed many young children but hasn't no shame!!
Slick's got his hand out in every town...
Yet, we'll FReep the House and FReep the Senate and we'll bring him down!!
I sing...Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shant fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!

Yeah, Slick...snorts coke like a vacuum...
Bill puts...his ol' friends in their tombs!!
Still Slick's...Lib'rals kneel fer their King...
King of the Ho's!!!
Traitor EX-President...
Nukes sold to ChinaMen...
Waco...we shan't fergit!!
Toddlers charred like cigarettes!!

FReegards...Mudboy Slim