Oh NO! I just had my dogs fitted with that doggie lo-jack implant. Does that make me a minion of satan?
I don't know about you, but your dogs may be the hounds from hell...
I'd be careful around them if I were you; they may be getting their programming from PETA right now.
No, you have to willfully choose to disobey God to become a minion of Satan.
No but your dog is going to hell