[IowaHawk]

Fat, commie and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

[garyhope]

Yes, let's all go live in the dirt and mud and freeze our butts off in the winter. I too am tired of a nice hot shower in the morning, refrigerators, cold beer and wine, telephones, TV, etc. I'm looking forward to walking to California next year from Texas. Think of what I'm doing for "the environment". Aren't I good?

[Dakmar]

That's great. It worries me that the line between satire and reality has become so blurred. Did you ever hear about the prof that set out to write a bunch of this high-falootin nonsense as a joke and was actually taken seriously by his fellow egg-heads? I'll see if I can find anything on that.

[jellybean]

You're a riot, IH!! Love it...

[KC_Conspirator]

Fat, commie and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

LOL! I really miss your humor around here IH!

[muir_redwoods]

This is a self correcting problem. These morons will give up western technology and, presumably, western medicine and die of infections, tooth decay or heart attack. Patience

[Aedammair]

"The 1983 dissertation, entitled "Beyond the (Dis)Integration of Post-Modern Post-Toasties Pair 'o Dimes and Paradigms: Look at How Clever I Am,"

That one got me to snorting a little; ever so delicately, of course.

[financeprof]

As an academic and a scholar who has published over 25 articles and 3 books in 12 years as a professor at major research universities, I can certify that Prof. Dork--excuse me, Dr. Grok--is all too typical of the many cranks that infest college campuses. There are many, many fine intellects in academia, but this putz and his ilk are legion and exert far too much influence on impressionable young minds. Would that he'll move to Afghanistan. Sounds like the move would improve his living conditions, and we'd be rid of him.

[FReethesheeples]

I love your satire!

Brilliant, as always!

Mega-kudos.

Had bookmarked some of your previous satires.

Of course, Harvard produced both

Al Gore (Earth In The Balance) and

the Unabomber (Terrorist/ murderer & author of the Unabomber Manifesto),

who are indistinguishable from each other in writing style & CONTENT!

[BigBobber]

He immersed himself in the writings of third world revolutionaries Franz Fanon, Rigoberta Menchu and Maxine Waters.

Very interesting.

[Diogenez]

Now they can move to Afghanistan.

[Mat_Helm]

Grok....the future unibomber?

Bush says to Taliban: "We have an old saying at Delta Force, Don't get mad...get even!"

[jackbill]

Hey, Grok, wouldn't it just be easier to masturbate?

[LadyDoc]

I remember once the BBC did a "survivor" type program, where people lived in a round house similar to that of ancient Brittons. They ate, drank and slept like their primitive ancestors, and except for one family who got sidk and left, they all spoke of how wonderful it was.

However, down in the article it mentioned one modern convenience that was allowed: Birth control pills. You see, modern women won't have 15 babies a piece like their ancestors.

So if the nice prof wants to live in a cave, that's fine. But I bet he'll have trouble finding a woman who will put up with it: it's women who like civilization, and men without women get very very lonely....

"Like the indigenous peoples, I have everything I need here," said Grok. "Especially stray dogs." ....

Hmmm.......I wonder.....