I thought my kids were bad but at least they don't eat their underwear. Reminds me of the joke we told in elementary school:
What are you eating under there?
Under where?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEW. You're eating underwear!
here comes Hillary floating down the Delaware, chewing on her underwear.................
or I see London I see France I see Gores underpants were they yellow were they pink? I dunno but they sure do stink!