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To: Cagey
All 95 pound women can beat up 250 pound guys.

All female protagonists are feminists.

All alien cultures never before encountered speak English.

All rich people are cold and evil.

All women fall down when running from a monster.

All attackers can get their victim to drop a gun by just saying "you can't shoot me" in their best Hannibal voices

All action heroes spend most of the movie sneaking up on terrorists until the moment before he jumps them, that's when he starts shouting so they turn around and see him

10 posted on 09/29/2001 11:08:13 AM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Paul Atreides
All heroes throw the gun at the bad guy when they run out of ammo.
16 posted on 09/29/2001 11:14:32 AM PDT by Rocko
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