[He Rides A White Horse]

...many liberals appear to genuinely believe that much of the conservative movement is actively involved in a gigantic, worldwide plot of frightening proportions to deprive everyone except themselves of all that is good in life.

Uh huh, that's what we do. At this very moment I am sitting here with an eye patch petting a Persian cat, planning and pulling strings for the sole purpose of depriving others of a decent living and their liberties. Especially the liberty thing. Can't let people have that, you know.

[alnick]

many liberals appear to genuinely believe that much of the conservative movement is actively involved in a gigantic, worldwide plot of frightening proportions to deprive everyone except themselves of all that is good in life.

The simple solution is for the libs to convert to conservatism and then they will not be deprived any longer.