[Centaur]

I guess now there will be "hell-toupe".

There has to be a capitalist $ in this...."Hell Toupe"..the asbestos turbin for the true believer. When you are headed out the cave for a day of flag burning and demonstrating, be sure to protect those blessed locks. Don't leave home without it.

[da_caboys]

Bad luck. The nut lived. Now, he'll sue for not putting a warning label on the petrol can. Directions... Soak head, then flag. Light. Repeat as necessary.