[Cooter]

There once was a chap named Abdul
Who soaked a big flag in jet fuel.
What a sight did transpire
When he lit it on fire.
And now he's the toast of Kabul!

[redhead]

There once was an Arab, Abdul
Who set fire to himself, the big fool;
He picked up his lighter
But the flag was a fighter,
So Abdul got too scorched to be cool.