Not sure why, but that gave me the best laugh I've had in DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) You owe me a new keyboard...........
That's slack.
OK, I just spent an hour trying to top your lemon/water combo with a picture of a key fob from the late 70's. I can't find the graphic, so I'll cob one up that sort of looks like it:
Doxidan in the PM
For a BM in the AM