I just had to call the FBI - my house is obviously the victim of terrorism.
Earlier this evening I walked down the hallway to see Edith holding a plastic white container over baby Gloria's bottom. White powder was flying out of the container and landing all over the place. I rushed out of the house and called the authorities after I unloaded a fire extinguisher all over them.
I will have Gloria's butt amputated for sure as I know its infected.
Edith is beyond help. She obviously has lost her mind because she just looks at me and laughs hysterically.
Hopefully I caught this act in time.
Bunker