[onyx]

Osama is the only child born to his Syrian mama. He keeps in touch with her. We ought to find her, unmask her, and see what Osama thinks of that!

[MistyCA]

He keeps in touch with her? Where did that come from? The woman he considers his mother is one of the wives of his father (the last one) who adopted him. I hadn't heard that he actually kept in touch with his birthmother. Are you sure about that?

[poweqi]

I really like your idea.If we couldn't find her we could get some 'puter genius to "make" a film of her and run it on all the networks. She'd say stuff like, Osama wet the bed till he was 12. Osama was the dumbest kid I had. Osama had sex with his sisters and brothers. Osama snorted coke with Bill Clinton when they were at Oxford together. Osama and Bill had sex together. That's where Chelsea came from!