On Bill Clinton's desk at his Harlem office, there are nearly 100 missing flyers
Oh.. flyers! I read it too fast and just (reasonably) assumed it was missing files on his desk. I wonder who put them there and when he'll ever see them.
And he couldn't resist bitterly telling an ally that if the FBI had spent as much time chasing terrorists as it had investigating his behavior, perhaps things would have played out differently.
We couldn't agree more, Bill. We're ashamed of your behavior too. Of course, we wonder if the end result of their work hunting terrorists would have hit the same dead end that your investigations did. After all, you installed your own accessory-after-the-fact to run the bureau, helping to insure you always got off scot "Freeh".
We disagree, however, that it's the FBI's fault that our great nation was out of the loop regarding intel on terrorists. You know about that, right? You signed the executive order. Hell, you even let convicted terrorists out of jail to get votes for your co-conpirator spouse!
Condoleezza Rice briefed Clinton early in the crisis, but a former aide says the exchange was "not rich in detail ... And he talks to world leaders who seek him out.
The only world leader who seeks you out is Jiang Zemin, which is one damn good reason not to trust you with sensitive information. You have a long record of compromising our national security, Clinton. You are not to be trusted!
While there have been rumors that Clinton and Giuliani might co-chair a commission to rebuild downtown, his aides say he seems more likely to use his bully pulpit and play national hand-holder.
You won't be doing anything with Guliani. As you are aware, Rudy wouldn't wipe his beehind with you.
I think I speak for a lot of us when I suggest that you've.... done enough, clinton. Stay out of the way and let the real leaders handle this. Stick to the things you do best... like walking around Times Square showing the former First Penis to every woman you see.
And, stop whining. This Great Nation will survive... in spite of you.