[Dick Bachert]

Bill, Bill -- you ARE productive. Just look at this advance copy of your wonderful new book we've just been sent by a friend who works for Knopf.

Clintoon's book will be published by Alfred Knopf Publishing.

“Knopf” is 13th Century German for “ incredibly stupid buyer of other peoples’ garbage.” Knopf is a very old publishing house best known for such early best-selling classics as

“How to Enjoy The Inquisition” by Father Torquemada
“You Get My Point?” by Vlad the Impaler
“Guillotine Maintenance and Repair” by Citizen Robespierre

Two of their more recent offerings are “PeeWee Herman’s Movie Guide” and “Gary Condit’s Guide to Picking Up Chicks.”

All available in a dumpster or landfill near you!

[Liz]

(Clinton's publisher) "Knopf” is 13th Century German for
“ incredibly stupid buyer of other peoples’ garbage. "

ROTFLMCO. Now that's funny.

[Liz]

Knopf....early best-selling classics:

“How to Enjoy The Inquisition” by Father Torquemada
with ACLU insert

“You Get My Point?” by Vlad the Impaler
Research credit by Count Dracula

“Guillotine Maintenance and Repair” by Citizen Robespierre
Hand-knit cover by Madame La Farge

....more recent offerings:
“PeeWee Herman’s Movie Guide”
with pop-up pictures

“Gary Condit’s Guide to Picking Up Chicks.”
Foreword by Dickie Gephardt