[That Poppins Woman]

A PRO-DRUG WAR IDIOT: You have two cows. You're afraid that somewhere, someone may be growing and consuming a consensual, harmless drug. So you spray your cows, your lands, your streams, your neighbors' lands and bulls and streams with a lethal pesticide. All cows and bulls die. The land will not grow food anymore. The water is unfit to drink. And you and your neighbors have all been made sterile and impotent; your children have brain cancer and lukemia; and the onset of Alzeheimer's has begun. But, by God, you have foiled the efforts of the nasty pot smokers!!!

[mountaineer]

What was that, a double espresso?

[zencycler]

AN ANTI-DRUG WAR IDIOT: You have a growing herd of cows and a highly successful milk farm. In fact, even though you charge high prices, people drive for miles to buy milk from your cows. They can't seem to get enough of it. The more they buy, the more they want. You tell your neighbors, with a smile, that your secret is the special grass that you feed your cows. At first, it all seems harmless. But as the addiction grows, other farmers catch on to your idea about using the "special grass" to feed their cows. Eventually, our society falls apart, as too many people are addicted to milk. But hey, it was fun while it lasted.