RANDALL FLAGG: I have one baby calf and one osama bin laden. I strap OBL's arms and legs spread wide over a couple of 55-gallon drums filled with pig's blood. As flies bounce between the blood and OBL -saturating him with it, I tape a catheder across his back and place milk in a LARGE bag to feed it. The other end of the catheder stops at his waistline so the milk slowly drips down OBL's wee-wee...
THEN, I send in the hungry baby calf.