"Black III"

FRiendsOfMarkEarley...calm...60%-35%!! ^ | 26 October 2001 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")

I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!

Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"

Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"

Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!

Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"

Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!

Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!

Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)

[LoneGreenEyeshade]

Who are you? Where'd you come from? You one of the Battle Axe's refugees? Do you ever get sick of all the rain in WA? ...& what about this eyeshade business?? Hmmm?

Have no idea about "Battle Axe's refugee".....

I considered myself honored to be a friend of Mudboy Slim's....try to always read his posts. He has always been around to offer aid, support and humor. So while reading his thread, I saw your post, was feeling a little light-hearted and replied with "variety." I too struggle and struggle and struggle to stay in a workout routine. Seems to be either "feast or famine." Did not miss a single day for four months. Now, sheesh, I'm not sure I know the way to the gym.

As for Washington, I just moved here from NJ a few months ago. Had only two rainy days out of 60 until last week....now there is moss growing on the blacktop. I'll let you know in a few more months!!!!

As to the lonegreeneyeshade. Well, the Lone Ranger was one of my favorite heros....knew black from white, was willing to give it all for his beliefs, and never wanted anyone to know his identity. True humility. True bravery. True integrity. So I borrowed from his name. The green eyeshade is long-lost slang for an accountant, which I was by profession until I found myself in the middle of a "scandal" which is now my full-time occupation. BTW, the new pay stinks.

Look forward to posting with you.

LOL,LGE

[Mudboy Slim]

"The only way he will be brought to justice is through citizen direct action."

Yeah, my FRiend, but "direct citizen action" can come in many forms. Clinton has broken many laws in many locales, and there is nothing stopping a Locality or a State from bringing an Indictment against the EX-TRaitor-in-Chief for any number of crimes (but let's not go there just yet). At the Federal Level, we--the "CitizenDirectActionLeague"--can make it soooo uncomfortable for Ashcroft and Dubyuh and the GOP's reelection chances that the Right has NO CHOICE but to Indict unless they want to be swept from Power in '02 or '04. Also at the Federal Level, Congressman Barr has vowed to draw up and sponsor the RE-IMPEACHMENT paperwork once the CitizenDirectActionLeague has made it politically-feasible to do so.

"The elite will continue to throw dirt on this scandal until the ocean cover the country from the excavation."

No argument from the MudCave, my FRiend; however, Clinton's Corruption shall be quite useful in uncovering the seamy underbelly of the Effete Elite RepublicRAT/Demoblican scumbags!! Let the Elite continue to stand four-square behind Clinton's Traitorous Regime and we shall ensnare ourselves a few more Bad Guys in the upcoming years!! Der SchleekMeister's the Gift that Keeps on Givin'!!

"Bush is the lead dog in the cover-up now."

I continue to harbor Hope that you are mistaken in this analysis; however, the evidence presently available to me DOES NOT disprove yer allegation.

FReegards...MUD

[goldilucky]

As yer FRiend, I humbly advise you to provide evidence when you make such a heinous allegation...I'm not saying it's out of the realm of possibility, but flingin' around unsubstantiated allegations weakens the legitimacy of allegations we can prove, IMHO.

Now is not the time to be humble regarding some people inside our government who know of what is going on and the fact that Bush Sr. is financially connected to the bin Laden family.

I am not flinging anything out that our government has not flung at us. Like bread crumbs to shut us up. I simply don't buy this diplomacy act very well. Just like Larry Klayman said a week ago on the JW Report in reference to the Bush administration handling this recent attack, "too much pussyfooting around." That is exactly what this administration is doing. Meanwhile American people are dying of anthrax exposure. Tell me that this was not planned and that our government knew of this beforehand. I simply do not buy that. I not that humble-minded.

[Mudboy Slim]

Translation of Osama bin Laden Statement Retrieved in 19 October 2001 Raid

Read it...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"United Arab Emirates' Terrorists Training in Our Own Backyard!! And Our Department of Justice Hadn't a Clue?!!

You Be the Judge!! (Video Link)

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"You happened to parody one of my favorite songs of all time."

You've stumbled accross my Marketing Strategy, my FRiend...FReep as many classic songs as possible and eventually we'll hit upon just about every Patriot's favorite!! Glad I finally found yers....

"Do Long Black Veil next."

I've got a long list of Un-FReeped songs in the queue, but I'll add this one for you...who's the artist and what album is it from, please?

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Excellent work, my Friend. I've yet to do any America, but I think they're ripe fer the FReepin'!! For instance, I think "Muskrat Love" would make a hilarious spoof on the inanity of Lib'rals and Lib'ralism.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...compliment in my defense."

Yer welcome fer the compliment, but you need no defending on this thread. Here you are amongst FRiends.

"I have been away from FR for two weeks, with the lawyers, still mucking around in Chinagate. Wish trouble would stay away from me, or just end already, but still pressing on. I am beyond exhausted---numb actually. But there will be no loose ends. I may end up in a padded cell, but there will be no loose ends!!!!"

Patience is a virtue and when you get tired, there is no shame in relaxin' fer a few days...Slick and his Corruption ain't goin' nowhere!!

JUSTICE SHALL BE DONE!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I too struggle and struggle and struggle to stay in a workout routine. Seems to be either "feast or famine." Did not miss a single day for four months. Now, sheesh, I'm not sure I know the way to the gym."

Ain't that the TRUTH?!!

LOL and FReegards...Mudboy "Not-So-"Slim

BTW...the Missuz is running in the Richmond Marathon this Saturday. I'll be running the 26.2 miles next year!!! I promise.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Now is not the time to be humble regarding some people inside our government who know of what is going on and the fact that Bush Sr. is financially connected to the bin Laden family."

Evidence please.

"I am not flinging anything out that our government has not flung at us. Like bread crumbs to shut us up. I simply don't buy this diplomacy act very well. Just like Larry Klayman said a week ago on the JW Report in reference to the Bush administration handling this recent attack, "too much pussyfooting around."

And Larry Klayman's military experience is...?!!

"[Pussyfooting] is exactly what this administration is doing."

And you've Commander-in-Chief'd how many Wars on Terrorism? My brother's over there fightin' the bad guys and he trusts this Administration...for now, that's good enuff fer me!!

"Meanwhile American people are dying of anthrax exposure."

Not to downplay the Anthrax problem, but GIMME A FReepin' Break!! More Americans are dying from the flu than from Anthrax...let's maintain just a little perspective, 'KAY?!

"Tell me that this was not planned and that our government knew of this beforehand. I simply do not buy that. I not that humble-minded."

Evidence please...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"New Anti-Terrorism Law Is a Monster in the Making!!!" (Washington ComPost Article linked)

A Federal Guv'ment with the Power to Protect you from every perceived Risk in Life is a Federal Guv'ment with the Power to Destroy Every Constitutionally-Guaranteed Civil Liberty our Forefathers Died to Defend!!!!!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Beijing Documentary Says America Got What It Deserved on September 11, 2001!!"

NEVER FORGET: Osama bin Clinton is the Chi-Com Totalitarian Tyrants' "Partner in TYRANNY!!"

SlixMYbi+c#...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"This is probably going to go down as one of the best World Series ever!!"

WOW...MUD

BTW...How 'bout them Skins?! Three-in-a-row, BAY-BEE!!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"I wonder just how many Americans know what was in that "Patriot Act"?"

Bless their hearts, but soooo many of the Sheeple don't really even matter when it comes making monumental political change, IMHO. This Patriot Act will be dismantled piece by piece by the SCOTUS...the Legislation is mostly Political Grandstanding anyway, and we can use the OUTRAGE against many of its worst provisions to create the momentum to shrink the Power of the Federal Leviathan in the long run.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...the government is trying to "legitimize" these practices and institutionalize them."

IMHO, the Effete Elite supporters of an ever-growing Federal Leviathan just overplayed their hand...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Mark Warner Came Down to Richmond"
(To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")

Mark Warner came down to Richmond,
He was lookin' for some votes to steal,
He was in a bind 'cuz RATS're always lyin',
And he was willin' to make a deal!
Then he came accross this young man,
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot...
Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump,
And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what...
Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too,
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due...
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"

Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin...
But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret,
'Cuz I'm bRighter'n you ever been!"

(Chorus)
Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard,
'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment deals it hard.
And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, the Lib'rals get your soul.

Mark Warner opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!"
Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow...
And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss!
The Liberal Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...

(Warner fiddle solo...Medyuh keyboards in)

When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said,
"Well, yer pretty good, Vile One,
But sit down in that chair right there,
And I'll show you how it's done!!
Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum...
Slick's sold us out to the China-men!
Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores,
Lib'ral Bastards gonna Hear MUD Roar!!

(Mudboy solo)

Mark Warner bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet.
Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm bRighter'n you ever been!"

Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!!
Willie sold his soul to the Evil One!
Slick's goin' to prison, takin' his Whore,
Medyuh's whinin', "Who wouldda known?!"

MUDBOY SLIM
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An oldie but a goodie...MUD

1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim

BWAHAHAHA...actually, the original was dubbed "Slick Willie Came Down to Richmond," but you git the drift!!

Mark Earley SHALL BE the next Guv'nah of Ol' Virginny...MUD

BTW...Ms. Thatcher, could you pass the word onto the Lovable Fuzzball that Dubyuh couldn't help us out here in Virginia, but the Maja Rushie's assistance would be greatly appreciated?

[Mudboy Slim]

Heads-Up, VA FReepers...call the Rush Limbaugh Show today and make yer case fer WHY THE VILE KLINTONKLONE--aka MARK WARNER--SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO OCCUPY THE VIRGINIA GOVERNOR'S MANSION!!!!

Rush can be reached from 12-3 EST at 1-800-282-2882!!

He can also be emailed at Rush@eibnet.com to ask him--nicely--to give Mark Earley a little free advertising!!

Get humpin', VA FReepers, and come tomorrow evening we'll all be celebrating the Greatest Political Upset since Truman beat Dewey!!!

Old Dominion FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

300+ outta 500 on Black III outta XX...Slick ain't never gonna know what hit him!!

LOL...MUD