[Lazamataz]

My grandmother swears it really happens and the government covered it up, but if so, where are the Martians now?

They put towels on their heads and moved to the Mideast.

[Wm Bach]

Me 'n the boys just went out, jest a'drivin' around with our rifles, an' one of the fellers thought he spied one of the Martians. Well, we let go a horrific fuselade, and got all sprayed with water. Turns out it was just a water tower. But y'kin never be too careful. Better t'shoot first.

Sincerely, Old Man Drucker