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Newly-weds trapped in love's embrace
The Straights Times ^ | OCT 27, 2001

Posted on 10/31/2001 3:19:15 PM PST by Texaggie79

TAIPING - A newly wed couple had to call an ambulance for help when they discovered they could not disengage after having sex.

The couple, both of whom are in their 20s, found themselves in this awkward situation on Wednesday night.

The husband was unable to release himself after his wife's vagina contracted for unknown reasons. The more anxious they became, the more difficult it was for them to pull apart.

The naked couple finally had to contact a private medical centre for help.

An ambulance was sent and paramedics worked on getting the couple to relax before they were finally separated.

Adding to their embarrassment, neighbours and then the whole village got wind of the incident because of the presence of the ambulance late at night.

In May this year, a pair of adulterers in Ipoh had to be taken to hospital in a similar situation.

The 50-year-old woman had taken an aphrodisiac similar to Viagra which caused her to be abnormally excited, China Press reported.

This might have heightened the couple's sexual pleasure but it also resulted in her 60-year-old partner's being unable to disengage.

The couple panicked and yelled for help from neighbours who called an ambulance.

Naked and still conjoined, the red-faced couple had to be carried into the ambulance before an amused crowd of fellow villagers.

The couple was finally separated at the local hospital after being given an injection.

--Sin Chew Jit Poh/Asia News Network

Copyright @ 2001 Singapore Press Holdings. All rights reserved.


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To: Terriergal
"I read somewhere that you must push on the male's hips so he goes farther in to relieve the pressure so that he can deflate."

That does it. I'm gonna have nightmares now.

101 posted on 11/01/2001 7:42:59 PM PST by RightOnline
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To: Texaggie79
She must work out ;-)

Them kagel exercizes must really work.

102 posted on 11/01/2001 7:45:24 PM PST by usconservative
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To: COB1
Forcing me to separate at that time WILL injure you !!

We weren't talking about that. Not sure how I'd be there to do that anyway.

103 posted on 11/05/2001 8:05:08 AM PST by Terriergal
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To: RightOnline
heh heh.
104 posted on 11/05/2001 8:05:33 AM PST by Terriergal
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To: Terriergal
Sorry.
I was just speaking metaphorically.
105 posted on 11/05/2001 9:26:29 AM PST by COB1
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To: Texaggie79
This reminds me of a horrible moment in Jerzey Kosinski's book,

The Painted Bird

If you read it, you may recall.

106 posted on 11/05/2001 9:31:53 AM PST by freedomson
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To: Earl B.; CheneyChick
I read about a similar instance in a Spanish news magazine. The woman died in the throes of passion, and the man was "gripped," so to speak, so tightly he couldn't escape. After a while, he managed to grab the telephone and call and ambulance. Hospital personnel somehow were able to "disengage" the deceased girlfriend from his member.

CC, I may as well flag you to this. We're on a roll.

107 posted on 11/05/2001 9:39:45 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: Texaggie79
This sounds hoax-ish. Check out Penile Captivus at snopes.com.
108 posted on 11/05/2001 9:43:26 AM PST by Mannaggia l'America
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To: Mannaggia l'America
Undetermined
109 posted on 11/05/2001 9:46:01 AM PST by Texaggie79
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To: mountaineer
Uh, I wonder if he was "up to it" any time soon after that.....

Do you call 911 for something like that?

110 posted on 11/05/2001 9:53:50 AM PST by CheneyChick
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To: clintonh8r
It's called "vaginismus"

Oh. I woulda called it "the urethra." (wince)

111 posted on 11/05/2001 9:54:21 AM PST by r9etb
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To: Texaggie79
I had a Japanese girlfriend in college. Asian girls have got different muscles then American girls, I'm telling you.
112 posted on 11/05/2001 9:55:38 AM PST by NC_Libertarian
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To: Texaggie79
Possible Urban Legend alert.

While this story may be true, it has all the earmarks of an urban legend, including not identifying the unfortunate couple. Note from the link above, this is not the first time this particular legend has made the rounds or been mentioned in the legitimate press.

113 posted on 11/05/2001 10:01:48 AM PST by Junior
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To: CheneyChick
"911, what's your emergency?"

"Um, well, my wife and I, um, er ... How big are those 'jaws of life,' anyway?"

114 posted on 11/05/2001 10:15:49 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: NC_Libertarian
hmmm. I'm going to go to Bangkok to find out.
115 posted on 11/05/2001 10:22:49 AM PST by Texaggie79
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To: Texaggie79
Unbelievable.
116 posted on 06/01/2002 10:27:48 PM PDT by let freedom sing
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To: Texaggie79

Wanna bet that every porn film maker is saying: "Susan......Book me two round trips to Taiping, ASAP.....Get my lawyer, Sal, on the horn and have him meet me at LAX with 2 contracts!"


117 posted on 07/27/2004 7:13:04 AM PDT by myheroesareDeadandRegistered
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To: usconservative

Please. the word marriage, out of her mouth would have made him retract like a turtle.


118 posted on 12/16/2017 6:43:11 PM PST by hobbes1 (Hobbes1TheOmniscient® ...)
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To: hobbes1

16 years to reply?!


119 posted on 12/16/2017 7:11:35 PM PST by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: hobbes1

Bump for the hell of it.


120 posted on 12/16/2017 7:27:40 PM PST by Rebelbase (The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.-- H.L. Mencken)
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