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Newly-weds trapped in love's embrace
The Straights Times ^ | OCT 27, 2001

Posted on 10/31/2001 3:19:15 PM PST by Texaggie79

TAIPING - A newly wed couple had to call an ambulance for help when they discovered they could not disengage after having sex.

The couple, both of whom are in their 20s, found themselves in this awkward situation on Wednesday night.

The husband was unable to release himself after his wife's vagina contracted for unknown reasons. The more anxious they became, the more difficult it was for them to pull apart.

The naked couple finally had to contact a private medical centre for help.

An ambulance was sent and paramedics worked on getting the couple to relax before they were finally separated.

Adding to their embarrassment, neighbours and then the whole village got wind of the incident because of the presence of the ambulance late at night.

In May this year, a pair of adulterers in Ipoh had to be taken to hospital in a similar situation.

The 50-year-old woman had taken an aphrodisiac similar to Viagra which caused her to be abnormally excited, China Press reported.

This might have heightened the couple's sexual pleasure but it also resulted in her 60-year-old partner's being unable to disengage.

The couple panicked and yelled for help from neighbours who called an ambulance.

Naked and still conjoined, the red-faced couple had to be carried into the ambulance before an amused crowd of fellow villagers.

The couple was finally separated at the local hospital after being given an injection.

--Sin Chew Jit Poh/Asia News Network

Copyright @ 2001 Singapore Press Holdings. All rights reserved.


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To: Texaggie79
Why didn't they just throw some cold water on 'em??

LOL...

SR

41 posted on 10/31/2001 3:33:25 PM PST by sit-rep
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To: Dog; woofie; WoofDog123; Dog Gone; bulldog905; Scruffdog; RonDog; yarddog; Demidog; TopDog2...
Sound familiar?
42 posted on 10/31/2001 3:34:14 PM PST by dighton
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To: PJ-Comix
I've seen it happen to our canine friends too. Not a pretty sight.
43 posted on 10/31/2001 3:34:19 PM PST by SpaceBar
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To: dighton
Hey!!
44 posted on 10/31/2001 3:35:03 PM PST by Dog
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To: Texaggie79
Great costume idea...
45 posted on 10/31/2001 3:35:48 PM PST by real saxophonist
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To: Texaggie79
Of all the "positions" to be in ...

Better get "on top" of that situation immediately!

Sometimes it's difficult to "let go."

46 posted on 10/31/2001 3:37:46 PM PST by IronJack
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To: dighton
Bad dog....
47 posted on 10/31/2001 3:37:47 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: Texaggie79
AH!--the "Dreaded Vaginismus!!"--there's a story about a "couple" @ "Symphony" in a private box (no pun); the elderly gentleman has a fatal heart attack "in flagrante';" the Rescue crew had to remove them "coupled!"

---Just a minor Medical "Legend!"

Doc

48 posted on 10/31/2001 3:38:50 PM PST by Doc On The Bay
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To: dighton
jeez, you actually put together a FR dog list?!
49 posted on 10/31/2001 3:38:59 PM PST by Texaggie79
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To: real saxophonist
Reminds me of "famous couples" party costumes I once saw. She went as a brick, and he went as a bricklayer.
50 posted on 10/31/2001 3:39:47 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: Texaggie79
ROFLMAO!
51 posted on 10/31/2001 3:41:50 PM PST by Dog
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To: PatrickHenry
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
52 posted on 10/31/2001 3:43:20 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: real saxophonist
"Great costume idea..."

Yes, with doggy masks on, no one would be the wiser. The cold water splashes could be a real bummer though.

53 posted on 10/31/2001 3:44:39 PM PST by Inge_CAV
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To: Texaggie79
I keep hearing this old, Marching song in my head, now...
54 posted on 10/31/2001 3:45:11 PM PST by RaceBannon
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To: True Capitalist
Actual proof if you realize what the "Singapore Grip" really means!!! These incidents seem have taken place in neighbouring Malaysia.
55 posted on 10/31/2001 3:46:37 PM PST by TransOxus
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To: Texaggie79
jeez, you actually put together a FR dog list?!

Cat guy myself, but "know thy loyal opposition."

56 posted on 10/31/2001 3:46:38 PM PST by dighton
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To: True Capitalist
Actual proof if you realize what the "Singapore Grip" really means!!! These incidents seem have taken place in neighbouring Malaysia.
57 posted on 10/31/2001 3:46:59 PM PST by TransOxus
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To: PJ-Comix
PJ,

Yes, it does happen to dogs a lot. Many years ago, when I was young and naive, this happened with my Golden Retriever. A neighbor's female dog got out, and they were having great sport in the back yard. The neighbor and I were frantic, as we saw the 2 dogs were stuck.

I called my husband (who grew up on a ranch) and said "What should I do??" He replied, "Stay calm, and listen carefully. I want you to walk very slowly, and quietly into the kitchen, and open the drawer by the phone."

"And then what?" I yelled.

"Get the camera."

58 posted on 10/31/2001 3:49:12 PM PST by Fizzie
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To: Texaggie79
Now I know why there's a population problem over there.
59 posted on 10/31/2001 4:02:33 PM PST by Cobra64
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To: Fizzie
LOL!!!!! Well Done!
60 posted on 10/31/2001 4:10:15 PM PST by Humidston
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