[1Old Pro]

Peta must be very upset. However, the real crime here is the obvious environmental damage, the damage to the limited wetlands, and most importantly, the writing of threats on the bombs carried by our planes. This is simply unacceptable as it may hurt the self-esteem of the Taliban.

[Frumanchu]

Outstanding! BUMP

[Blood of Tyrants]

You mean we missed the baby milk factory?

[Republic of Texas]

Thank God we didn't hit any paralyzed, homosexual, black/hispanic welfare babies!

[Interesting Times]

Meanwhile, back at the Ministry of Truth...

Nicely done.

[mykdsmom]

Priceless Bump.

MKM

[SoDak]

hehehehehe....thanks for the top-of-the-morning laughs. It's only funny cuz it's true.

[JoeGar]

Better than The Onion!

[eureka!]

Nice to see the Spin Times back in e-print Nick. It would be really funny were it not so true. Oh, I loathe the pressholes, clymers and presstitutes.

John-this is worthy of your ping list, IMHO....

[hoot2]

Masterpiece....

thank you

[Silly]

Great job, Nick.

[Charles Martel]

"If they want leaks, then by God we're going to give them leaks," chortled Rumsfeld.

Oh, that's classic. I hope that our SecDef gets to see this; I bet it'd make him smile. Maybe even chortle. :-)

[BlueLancer]

"Bombs Hitting Mostly Puppies and Baby Seals, Reporters Say."

But what about the MOOSES? And the UNDERCOVER POLISH POLAR BEARS? It's obviously a CONSPIRACY on the part of the reporters to coverup the tremendous losses being suffered by the Afghani MOOSE POPULATION!

For the FULL STORY, join "MOOSE FINDERS"! Be an MF'er today!

[alpowolf]

I thought I was reading the Washington ComPost for a moment there...

[spald]

This is great, NickDanger. Maybe next issue you could include an item about the Paula Zahn over at the Clinton News Network. You see her lately? The CNN camera is not as kind to her face as the FOX camera (intended for foxes?). She's looking old, tired and drawn (just like her political philosophy).

[Enduring Freedom]

Fantastic Work!

Am I the only one that LOVED the USS RUMSFELD - that puppy is as beautiful as a Porsche, and as dangerous as RUMMY himself!

[boycott]

Excellent.

[beekeeper]

Great job. Love it!

[StockAyatollah]

Excellent work! I am sure you will soon receive a deluge of job offers from the NY Times, Wash Post and CNN.

[Billthedrill]

Yeh...crippled puppies in veterinary hospitals. And fuzzy bunnies, don't forget the fuzzy bunnies.

A classic!