Nude biker appears in court wearing only red cowboy boots

Ananova ^ | Nov 10 2001

[2Trievers]

An Oregon woman on trial for riding her bicycle naked appeared in court wearing just a pair of red cowboy boots.

Terri Sue Webb, appeared naked in Deschutes County Circuit Court.

She was sentenced to a year's probation for contempt. Her disorderly conduct trial was put back to January.

the 26-year-old from Bend, appeared naked in front of Judge Barbara Haslinger.

The judge gave her a chance to dress, then ordered police to arrest her for contempt.

Terri Sue Webb was sentenced to a year of supervised probation and ordered to go for psychiatric tests.

The judge warned her she must wear clothes when she appears in court on January 27 - or face 29 days in jail.

Webb was arrested in July and charged with disorderly conduct for pedaling around Bend in the nude.

Her lawyer Alana Brenneman says there's no case to answer because her client didn't cause any inconvenience, annoyance or alarm.

Her friend Moses Williams says: "She has the right to express herself. Nudity is not disorderly conduct."

[2Trievers]

??? **smile**

[Tony in Hawaii]

Sigh. OK, I'll do it.

What, no pictures?

[John Jamieson]

around Bend in the nude.

say that three times.

[Balding_Eagle]

I have a feeling we don't want any pictures!

[KSCITYBOY]

How tacky and tasteless; RED Cowboy Boots...

[riley1992]

This what you had in mind?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

It figures they'd do psychiatric tests. She's nude! She MUST NOT be capable of thinking for herself. She MUST be mentally ill!

[uglybiker]

Must be a member of the

North American Nude Motorcycle Riders Association

Yes. There is a website.

No. I'm not posting a link.

[2Trievers]

That looks like Cagey's boot he lost the other day ... while helping me look for my lost pile of underwear. He's been feeling a little like Cinderella, Riley, since it was missing. He'll be happy you found it. We have a gender reversal thing going on here don't we? Well, you can be his handsome princess ... just get home before the clock strikes twelve! Your coach awaits!

[jjbrouwer]

That looks like Cagey's boot he lost the other day ... while helping me look for my lost pile of underwear.

You guys are strange.

[2Trievers]

The Few, The Proud, The Nude (NANMRA) ... not to be confused with NAMBLA or NAMBA.

[2Trievers]

Good morning jj

What can you expect from folks who change the course of the world by throwing some tea into a harbor?

[jjbrouwer]

Americans do not care for tea as I discovered during my two year tenure in Manhattan. A tip: don't bother with Earl Grey. It is like drinking liquid soap.

[2Trievers]

A tea tip from you? LOL ... I would expect an analysis of ales and lagers v. home brews from you!

[jjbrouwer]

Oh, yes 2T. Tea is a particular pastime of mine, along with drinking heavily and occasionally putting on a fake Glaswegian accent to fool foreigners!

[2Trievers]

Do you take lemon or milk with that Glaswegian?

[SunnyUsa]

"Tea is a particular pastime of mine...."

Do you "brew" it or use teabags? ;)

" along with drinking heavily and occasionally putting on a fake Glaswegian accent to fool foreigners!"

I just heard about that "accent" LOL

[jjbrouwer]

Do you take lemon or milk with that Glaswegian?

Always milk. Anything else is positively uncivilised.

[IronJack]

How absurd! Everyone knows the appropriate color for court is navy blue or charcoal gray.

[2Trievers]

And how do we know that? Martha taught us.