[COB1]

BEFORE:
She: "Oh, honey, before we start I need to use the bathroom."
He: "Sure"
(Sound of feet padding then tripping over light cord, glass breaking...)
He: "Oh, sugar, did you hurt your little footsie wootsie?"

AFTER:
She: "Honey, I have to use the bathroom again."
He: "Damn, your a regular pee machine!"
(Sound of feet padding then tripping over same light cord, glass breaking....)
He: "Damn, you %*&#@** idiot! You gonna break every lamp in the house?"

[Snow Bunny]

Yikes, I am glad I don't know the couple you quoted in your post, what a miserable couple.... yikes.....

HI there Cobby.( big smile)

[Angelique]

I'll take my cue from LadyX again, and take a pass!

[Argh]

To put COB1's point another way:

In relationships there are broadly speaking three kinds of sex:

1. Anywhere sex - you're so hot for each other, you're doing it in the bedroom, the bathroom, on the kitchen floor, outdoors, in parking garages, you get the idea.

2. Bedroom sex - after a while things cool down to the point where you're usually only indulging in the bedroom, and at pretty predictable times too.

3. Hall sex - eventually things deteriorate to this point: every time you pass each other in the hall, you're both yelling: "F%^& you!"