The Associated Press, CNN, The New York Times, The Palm Beach Post, The St. Petersburg Times, The Wall Street Journal, The Washington Post, the Chicago Tribune, the Los Angeles Times, Newsday, the Orlando Sentinel and the South Florida Sun-Sentinel have me confused with someone who gives a sh!t.
Get over it, people! George W. Bush won, and he is our President!
Thank God!
Let's Roll!
An un-punched chad is a valid vote to ABSTAIN.
A dimpled chad is a valid vote to ABSTAIN, with a slight indication of NAUSEA for the candidacy of Sore Losermann.
Generalisimo Francisco Franco is still dead, and so is AlGore.
I have a sinking feeling (see Matt Drudge's latest banner headline) that Gore would/should have won, all things considered. Flame away, but this is BIG news and it will be splashed all over the papers in a few hours.
Guess the President has just become the p-Resident.
Move along now, folks...