[razorback-bert]

I didn't believe it either, but it would have been one sweet job, I could have grown a garden or two, next to the pad.

[COB1]

"I could have grown a garden or two, next to the pad."

HAHAHA!!
I was in a friend of mine's office in Dallas a few years ago, and he mentioned he had an 18,000' turn-key well to drill at Columbus.
He asked me if I wanted to work it.
I said, "Bill, I HATE turn-keys!"
He got another man from Houston to work it who locked up his house in Houston, moved to the rig and worked nine months straight drawing his rate every day!
Talk about open mouth, insert foot!
LOL!!