[Willie Green]

The soon-to-be 8-year-old English mastiff beat out two other beefy hounds to earn the title of largest dog in America

8 years is a long lifespan for a big dog.

They ought to export him to China or Korea while they can still make a profit.

[RightWhale]

When the animal croaks, they'll need a forklift.

[JohnMac]

8 years is a long lifespan for a big dog.

Hillary has set a world record if that is true.