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BEST COFFEE MADE FROM MONKEY POO; CRAPPUCCINO
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| 11/21/01
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Posted on 11/21/2001 8:14:19 AM PST by jrherreid
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To: Xenalyte; sirgawain
To: jrherreid
That better be "fair trade" monkey poo, or I'll turn you over to the communists. Even worse, I'll turn you over to Hillery.
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posted on
11/21/2001 9:58:47 AM PST
by
ahariail
To: Xenalyte
OH MY. I never thought to look at your profile, which provides pictures that so eloquently capture the essence of your name. Congrats on the twins.
With your Holy Grail and Simpsons quoting, and love of computer games, thou wouldst have madeth the perfect mate for this poor wretch! Alas, lo, curse thy capricious maleficence oh Fate. Thou hast wounded man a million times, and but for man's strength, thoust have dealt him a killer blow!
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posted on
11/21/2001 9:59:28 AM PST
by
Skywalk
To: jrherreid
Typical Seattle Caffeine Junky
64
posted on
11/21/2001 10:00:23 AM PST
by
TC Rider
To: jrherreid
Hey, pig intestines and..other parts of swine are quite popular here in the Deep South. Perhaps we could introduce these...pig parts to cultured folks up Nath and in Great Britian-perhaps see a boom in sales!
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posted on
11/21/2001 10:01:57 AM PST
by
Cleburne
To: Texaggie79; sirgawain
I shoulda trusted you. Blech! (Yes, you're in deep doh now!)
66
posted on
11/21/2001 10:04:31 AM PST
by
Xenalyte
To: jrherreid
If it wasn't sourced so well I'd have to say
"You've got to be sh*tin' me!"
To: Dust in the Wind
Maybe Im naive,but is this a joke?
To: jrherreid
The monkey - known as the Palm Toddy Cat - lives on a diet of alcoholic tree sap and coffee berries. With that diet, it must be the ultimate party animal.
So9
To: jrherreid
To: jrherreid
And then, the afternoon paper (we're a two newspaper town) will have this headline tomorrow morning:
The Affluent Influenced to Vow Movement Toward Effluent Cafe Caca!
To: Skywalk
The famed explorer and hunter in Africa, Karamojo Bell, observed:
You will enjoy eating monkey if you enjoy the smell of a monkey; with burnt hair and singeing added...
Word.
(he didn't actually say 'word'. I put that in there simply because he was an authority on--ummmm--'monkey taste'.)
To: chookter
Do you rinse them off first?
73
posted on
11/21/2001 3:45:10 PM PST
by
dvan
To: dvan
Do you rinse them off first? What? Rinse the monkeys?
(That's a good band name BTW)
To: jrherreid
HEY! I've had this stuff!
In the Nam 30-some years ago. When we were in base camp (seldom) we would always tell the mess Sgt, "hey Sarge... this coffee tastes like monkeysh*t!" Little did we know, the old Sarge was serving us fine, gourmet blend! God bless you Sarge....where ever you are!
75
posted on
11/21/2001 4:06:16 PM PST
by
timydnuc
To: cardinal4
Yeah, I'd say it's a tall tale.
Political Humor/Cartoons
Source: Drudge Report
To: Dust in the Wind
Too bad,I wanted to place an order!
To: cardinal4
Well. . .a number of years ago while in mule deer country high in the Rocky Mountains; I had a cousin who was convinced what she was picking up from the ground was "pinion nuts". . .could I ship you some for a small fee? ;^)
To: Dust in the Wind
No,but next time you are there,you can ship some oysters of the Rocky Mountain variety!
To: cardinal4
Now those are worth the effort!!
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.
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