Homer:Well, it couldn't hurt...unless the monkeys started hurting people...which they almost certainly would.
Do you have any idea just how many times the Simpsons have mined the comedic monkey vein? I could go on for DAYS.
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Bart: How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature?
Mrs. Krabappel: I'm sorry - that would be playing God.
Bart: God, schmod. I want my monkey man!
Xenalyte
I am forever in your debt. How can I repay you? A drink at the local tavern, perhaps? Unless you're a guy, then you'll buy your own damn beer.