[SusanUSA]

So start running, I'll give ya a headstart by ONLY FIVE!

[Sabertooth]

So then one day she asks you, "Do these pants make me look fat?"
And you bite your tongue and tremble, "Oh my God... She asked me that?!"
Because no matter how you answer, you'll have to post the bail,
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.