All of the other imams
Used to laugh and call him names.
They'd never let poor Omar
Join in their buzkashi games.
Then one hajj in Al-Makah
Allah came to say
"Omar, scholar of Qu'ran
Won't you run Afghanistan?"
Then all the Afghans feared him
As he shouted out with glee
"Omar, the one-eyed mullah
Will make Islamic history!"