[Constitution Day]

Okay, wedgie-ologist:

What's the difference between a Supreme wedgie and an Atomic wedgie?
Inquiring minds want to know.

[Chemnitz]

The maturity of the abuser.

[John O]

What's the difference between a Supreme wedgie and an Atomic wedgie?

Inquiring minds want to know.

I'm under the understanding that a supreme wedgie involves merely lifting the victim (perhaps with an extra bounce added at the end) while an atomic wedgie involves lifting and spinning the hapless soul. (The atomic wedgie is also known as the orbital wedgie due to the victims circular flight path)

God Save America (Please) (and if it's not too much to ask, wedgie osama until he repents)