Just kidding... I dig your style. Except for categorically condemning the tofu and diet stuff. Miso soup is some of the best sh!t on God's Green Earth, and if it weren't for that nonfat crap I'd be too obese to move by now... (I got me one a them slow metabolisms.)
Actually I am kinda sorta in one a them long-distance relationships where you call the ol' ball-'n'-chain in Texas once a day or something... (Not quite sure how that happened. I was pretty drunk.) So I do get yelled at over the phone when I come home trashed, and I am aware that my days of hanging at the bars with the boys are numbered... [sigh] But I'm free for now, muhahaha...
Um...no. Check again:
". One bar of soap, one bottle of shampoo and no conditioner, loofah, moisturizer, baby oil, razors, etc. in my shower. "
'sokay...I wrote a lot!
Well, I'm a big guy, so I got a lotta places to put it, thank goodness. I'd just die without my red meat!
Actually I am kinda sorta in one a them long-distance relationships where you call the ol' ball-'n'-chain in Texas once a day or something... (Not quite sure how that happened. I was pretty drunk.) So I do get yelled at over the phone when I come home trashed, and I am aware that my days of hanging at the bars with the boys are numbered... [sigh] But I'm free for now, muhahaha...
Every guy's dream...the long distance relationship. You get to see them once every so often, then when she leaves, its football night with the guys!
Maxwell, tread lightly, for you now live in Nirvana.