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Drunken "Jesus" attacks police
Aftenposten ^ | 12.05.01 | Jonathon Tisdall

Posted on 12/14/2001 7:24:38 AM PST by maxwell

Finland: Drunken "Jesus" attacks police

A 31-year-old drunk from Bergen who believed he was Jesus attacked a policeman who entered his train compartment. The defendant explained that he mistook the police officer for Judas.

A Bergen court did not attach any weight to the accused's explanation the he was the son of God, and sentenced him to 120 days in prison, but suspended half of the sentence, the local Bergens Tidende reports.

The Bergen man had just been released from custody in Skien when he boarded the afternoon express to his hometown. During the trip he consumed considerable amounts of alcohol, and pestered other passengers until the conductor intervened and tried to reason with him.

This resulted in violence, and after smashing the conductor's radio set, the punching and kicking Christ was eventually subdued by train personnel. Police boarded the train at Arna station, when the violence continued, with the inebriated assailant trying to kick and bite the arresting officer.

"I entered a fantasy world where I was Jesus and the police officer was Judas," was the man's explanation later.


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Well I'm speechless. I really am. Have a drink on me.
1 posted on 12/14/2001 7:24:38 AM PST by maxwell
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To: maxwell
I heard about this guy. He mistook a girl at the Chanel counter for Mary and made her dump an entire bottle of No. 5 on this feet.
2 posted on 12/14/2001 7:28:12 AM PST by Silly
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A 31-year-old drunk from Bergen who believed he was Jesus attacked a policeman who entered his train compartment.

But when I kissed the cop down at 34th and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion No. 9

3 posted on 12/14/2001 7:34:21 AM PST by eastsider
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To: maxwell
Gee, I know Jesus had a beef with the money changers but attacking the police? This guy must have turned water into Southern Comfort!
4 posted on 12/14/2001 7:42:56 AM PST by eternity
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To: eastsider
Hey, I found this guys name in the telephone book.

TELEPHONE BOOK

But, I'm sure you know, It's not his fault! He comes from a poor neighborhood, his parent (single?) didn't pay any attention to him, he ate Twinkies, had ADD, was left handed, etc. ect.

5 posted on 12/14/2001 7:51:18 AM PST by stlrocket
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A 31-year-old drunk from Bergen who believed he was Jesus

Sounds like he had one too many pitchers of water.
6 posted on 12/14/2001 8:12:29 AM PST by Dimensio
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A 31-year-old drunk from Bergen ...

No wonder.

Where you find Bergen, you'll find Bourbon and Brandywine.

7 posted on 12/14/2001 8:22:13 AM PST by dighton
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Hey, I found this guys name in the telephone book.

LOL!! That beats my "Monk, Chip" entry.
8 posted on 12/14/2001 8:30:37 AM PST by eastsider
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To: dighton
Public monument to drunks in Bergen:

Understandable.

9 posted on 12/14/2001 8:32:36 AM PST by Orual
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To: maxwell
What do you do with a drunken savior
What do you do with a drunken savior
What do you do with a drunken savior
Early in the mornin'?
10 posted on 12/14/2001 8:38:01 AM PST by jrherreid
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To: maxwell
I mistook his for Judas. That is the funniest thing I have read in a month. Thanks!!
11 posted on 12/14/2001 8:57:31 AM PST by AmazingVacation.net
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