EGG NOG FROM HELL
3 of them cartons of Egg Nog
1 carton of the Liquor of Your Choice, no bigger’n the carton of egg nog. Make mine Everclear!
** Note: If the Liquor of Your Choice is clear and not too heavily flavored, most of the guests won’t know how cheap you are. If you try to throw in yer leftover Peppermint Schnapps or Sloe Gin, it ain’t gonna work too well.
Get a big pitcher or punch bowl. Mix all ingredients. Don’t use a metal container cuz if the liquor’s too strong, it’ll eat through the bowl.
OR - fer a smaller batch:
1 carton of Egg Nog.
Pour out one glass and feed it to the neighbor’s cat. Pour into the carton enough Liquor of Your Choice to almost fill the carton, but leave a little room to stir it up. This way you don’t need a separate container, plus it’s portable if church is running too long.
Fer Fancy Eggnog:
Prepare as above, either batch'll do. Pour into individual serve glasses or styrofoam cups. Garnish with a sprinkle of nutmeg.
** Note: in this case "garnish" means a little something added to the presentation of the beverage (it don’t mean losin' yer wages)