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"If I had a million dollars" Bare Naked Ladies

21 posted on 10/12/2003 7:38:17 PM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)

To: DoctorMichael

Is 'Baby Oil' made from babies?

No, you use it to keep them from squeeking.

22 posted on 10/12/2003 7:38:49 PM PDT by gitmo (Zero Tolerance = Intolerance)

To: Hawkeye's Girl

Yeah but, you think he could've come up with something a little more clever than that?

Boy just couldn't handle the pressure.

23 posted on 10/12/2003 7:39:35 PM PDT by socal_parrot (Woo friggin' hoo!)

I'm confused.

but then no one ever cares about my posts anyway.

24 posted on 10/12/2003 7:39:48 PM PDT by proud American in Canada ("We are a peaceful people. Yet we are not a fragile people.")

I caught a part of a TV show last night where some people could fire ZOTs out the end of their fingers. Were these Mods moonlighting...

25 posted on 10/12/2003 7:40:04 PM PDT by tubebender (FReeRepublic...How bad have you got it...)

Do buffaloes have wings?

26 posted on 10/12/2003 7:40:20 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Far out, man!)

27 posted on 10/12/2003 7:40:36 PM PDT by Joe Hadenuf (I failed anger management class, they decided to give me a passing grade anyway)

To: socal_parrot; Admin Moderator; All

The guy hangs out for two years just to post this?

The thread and poster were nuked on 1/1/02. Admin Moderator kindly resurrected the thread (#600,000) tonight, on the occasion of #1,000,000.

28 posted on 10/12/2003 7:41:10 PM PDT by dighton (Nasty Little Clique™)

Do chickens fry steaks?

29 posted on 10/12/2003 7:41:11 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Far out, man!)

To: Cathryn Crawford

Isn't this thread more appropriate, boss? ;-)

30 posted on 10/12/2003 7:41:35 PM PDT by Scenic Sounds (Sé esta vieja calle. Puede ser muy peligroso.)

Well, wasn't that festive!

31 posted on 10/12/2003 7:43:18 PM PDT by socal_parrot (Woo friggin' hoo!)

Is 'Baby Oil' made from babies?
"No, you use it to keep them from squeeking. "

No, but 'Baby Food' is.

32 posted on 10/12/2003 7:43:26 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Peace through Strength)

ARTIST: Barenaked Ladies TITLE: If I Had A Million Dollars

If I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars

I'd buy you a house - I would buy you a house
If I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars
I'd buy you furniture for your house - maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
If I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars
I'd buy you a K-Car - a nice Reliant automobile
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

/ A E D - / / / / / / A E D - E - - - /

If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars Maybe we could put a fridge in there somewhere We could go up there whenever we wanted We could get something to eat maybe

/ D E A / F#m / D E A / F#m / D E A / F#m E (hold) /

If I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars
I'd buy you a fur coat - but not a real fur coat that's cruel
If I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars
I'd buy you an exotic pet - like a llama or an emu
If I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains - all them crazy elephant bones
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner But we would - but of course we would It's a very tasty treat for the whole family

If I had a million dollars - If I had a million dollars
I'd buy you a green dress - but not a real green dress, that's cruel
If I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars
I'd buy you some art - a Picasso or a Garfunkel
If I had a million dollars - if I had a million dollars
I'd buy you a monkey - haven't you always wanted a monkey
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, I'd be rich

33 posted on 10/12/2003 7:44:15 PM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)

To: Scenic Sounds

Isn't this thread more appropriate, boss? ;-)

You're right! As always. ;-)

34 posted on 10/12/2003 7:44:52 PM PDT by Cathryn Crawford (Los vientos y la lluvia lo han lavado limpio.)

Q) What's the difference between a duck?

A) One leg is both the same.

35 posted on 10/12/2003 7:45:24 PM PDT by P.O.E.

I want a monkey.

Ah, it seems you already have one dear, it's on your back .

36 posted on 10/12/2003 7:45:43 PM PDT by ladyinred (Talk about a revolution, look at California!!! We dumped Davis!!!)

Isn't it time for Scotty to "beam you up" now, Trekie Boy?

37 posted on 10/12/2003 7:45:49 PM PDT by Destructor

They called me chicken legs
They called me four-eyes
They called me fatso
They called me buckwheat
They called me Eddie

38 posted on 10/12/2003 7:49:28 PM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)

To: proud American in Canada

We care. We just don't understand.

39 posted on 10/12/2003 7:49:37 PM PDT by patton (I wish we could all look at the evil of abortion with the pure, honest heart of a child.)

I caught a part of a TV show last night where some people could fire ZOTs out the end of their fingers. Were these Mods moonlighting...

Yes. Our Mods are mutants.

40 posted on 10/12/2003 7:50:54 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1 (POW/MIA Bring 'em Home, Or Send us Back!! Semper Fi)

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