[Lazamataz]

Call 911, Laz. Maybe they take you somewhere where the doctors can pull your mind off that one track before the train comes roaring through again. Guess no one ever told you about 'Icky-Gooey'.

Call 911, Shotgun. Maybe they can take you somewhere where the doctors can pull your mind on to ONE TRACK ANYWHERE.

Anyone who thinks that 9/11 was caused by Remote Control flying or that President Bush had prior knowledge of 9/11 is too far gone to be doing anything but playing with those little wooden trains the little kids play with. Choo, Choo, 'Icky-Goo'!

[Ridin' Shotgun]

Gosh Laz, are you giving me credit for writing that petition? Thanks, but I only posted it.

So okay, I'll give you an easy one: Tell me why the cell phone calls made by passengers on the hijacked flights on 9/11 never emerged on their cell-phone bills.