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I guess they forgot about Euell Gibbons, Mr. Every Part of the Pine Tree is Edible.

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I guess they forgot about Euell Gibbons, Mr. Every Part of the Pine Tree is Edible.

Hey! I remember that d00d from when I was a little kid. After I saw his commercial, I tasted a piece of pine tree bark and it tasted like crap.

Then I tasted Grape Nuts. It looked like cat litter and tasted even worse than the st00pit pine tree. I felt like I had a mouth full of soggy saw dust.

I remember wondering what this awful stuff had to do with grapes, or nuts for that matter.