[Jhoffa_]

What must I do to recieve this Government Money?

I am (slightly) handicapped if it helps.

[Cultural Jihad]

Alas, one has to buy into the moral-liberal mindset in order to make it in the art world. You have a great knack for watercolors? You are a genius at pushing that oil paint around on a canvas? Your images dazzle and provoke? But you're against abortion?? Too bad, we don't want your work in the gallery! You have to be pro-perversion, pro-promiscuity, pro-prostitution, pro-pornography, pro-homosexuality, pro-sodomy, pro-drugs, pro-abortion, and pro-self-destruction. Artists, dancers, actors, and journalists are allowed to have their own families, but they are expected to adhere to PC thinking in the moral-liberal-run industries: "Such evils are okay for others."

[Ronaldus Magnus]

Serving Satan is usually the most effective way of getting government funding. }:-)~

[brat]

You have to either have REAL talent, or go with the PC mindset. Otherwise, there is no hope. And even REAL talent doesn't count anymore, thanks to the investment mania of the 90's!

[shetlan]

"What do I have to do to get money or a grant from the NEA? I mean.. I have this revolutanary new idea.. I was going to put a cross in a jug of pee, but it's been done. Then I was gonna do some crap splattered paintings.. but that's out now also."

Your impressively extensive knowledge of excrement art will surely result in a huge government grant.