I was arrested last week. I went to one of thouse outdoorsey restaurants, ya know the kind with the mounted deer heads and antler light fixtures? So anywho, there was this larged stuffed bear at the enterance. As I was waiting for my meal to arive, I couldn't help but to stare at this large creature, in all its dignity standing there in a fearsome pose. I became overcome with this urge. I couldn't help it. I went out to my truck and got my hacksaw out of my tool box. I returned to the restaurant and walked right up to the bear and started sawing at it just above the shoulder. Needless to say, the owner called the police and they arrested me.
They had to drop the charges though.
Turns out that I have a Constitutional right to bear arms.