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Defendant claims his clone shot youth, 15
Toledo Blade ^ | February 5, 2002

Posted on 02/07/2002 2:51:03 PM PST by nickcarraway

Edited on 04/13/2004 2:25:25 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

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To: Wordkraft
His clone does all the litigation, he just does the backroom stuff.

Actually, I bet the lawyer loves it.

21 posted on 02/07/2002 3:40:03 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Asclepius
The deputy said Mr. Martin claimed he had been cloned three times while he was in the Army, and he and the clones were part of a death squad.

This guy played way too much Metal Gear.

22 posted on 02/07/2002 3:41:56 PM PST by FOMTY
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To: Wordkraft
He should've pled clono contendre.
23 posted on 02/07/2002 3:45:09 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
"It tends to happen more frequently to people in the Mafia."

Hmmm.. So THAT's what happened to Uncle Guido?

24 posted on 02/07/2002 3:48:45 PM PST by Henchster
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To: Lazamataz; CyberLiberty
My clone bit a moose once...
25 posted on 02/07/2002 3:49:13 PM PST by Abundy
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To: nickcarraway
"Okay, I confess.   I told him what we were
doing was cloning, just to get him to quit squirming."
                 ____PFC Philip McCrack, USA (Ret)
26 posted on 02/07/2002 3:51:13 PM PST by gcruse
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To: nickcarraway
A variation on the "Evil Twin"; a classic television plot device.
27 posted on 02/07/2002 3:52:17 PM PST by Redcloak
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To: Asclepius
tranvestite strip

LOL, but I don't believe this is possible. If you're stripped you aren't vested, trans or otherwise.

28 posted on 02/07/2002 5:26:50 PM PST by Grut
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To: nickcarraway
Citizen Hugh-R-NUT-2! Report to Briefing at once for information concerning Hugh-R-NUT-1's failure to subdue a gang of mutant traitors. Serve The Computer!
29 posted on 02/07/2002 5:44:17 PM PST by steve-b
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To: nickcarraway
Poor guy...must have been beside himself!
30 posted on 02/07/2002 6:49:33 PM PST by TrappedInLiberalHell
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To: nickcarraway
MARVIN MARTIN (the second, no less)?

Don't tell me; he had to shoot them. They stole his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.....

31 posted on 02/07/2002 6:56:28 PM PST by LRS
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To: nickcarraway
The Boys of Putnam County.
32 posted on 02/07/2002 6:59:44 PM PST by InvisibleChurch
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To: steve-b
LOL - a "Paranoia" player, I see ;)
33 posted on 02/07/2002 7:02:08 PM PST by general_re
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To: nickcarraway
Normaly I'd find his claims hard to believe, but after watching a few Sci-Fi movies and seeing how the police reacted to bizarre claims even though they were true, I think we should hear this guy out.

(For those FReepers who truly don't know better: the above is sarcasm and it is not meant to be nor should it be taken seriously)
34 posted on 02/07/2002 8:37:29 PM PST by Dimensio
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