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Defendant claims his clone shot youth, 15
Toledo Blade ^ | February 5, 2002

Posted on 02/07/2002 2:51:03 PM PST by nickcarraway

Edited on 04/13/2004 2:25:25 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

OTTAWA, Ohio - In another day of bizarre testimony, a Putnam County sheriff

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1 posted on 02/07/2002 2:51:03 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
The deputy said Mr. Martin claimed he had been cloned three times while he was in the Army, and he and the clones were part of a death squad.
The same thing happened to me. Only my clones became featured entainers at a tranvestite strip club.

... so humiliating.
2 posted on 02/07/2002 2:53:15 PM PST by Asclepius
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Send in the clones. Don't bother they're here. (S. Sondheim). Bump. parsy's clone.
3 posted on 02/07/2002 2:59:06 PM PST by parsifal
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To: nickcarraway
The deputy said Mr. Martin claimed he had been cloned three times while he was in the Army, and he and the clones were part of a death squad.

Only three times?

I've been cloned at least as dozen times. And they kept borrowing my CDs and never returned them...

4 posted on 02/07/2002 3:01:43 PM PST by Poohbah
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To: parsifal
He needs to quit cloning around.
5 posted on 02/07/2002 3:03:32 PM PST by Poohbah
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To: JeanS
I get all these bills that should be sent to my clones. Drat.
6 posted on 02/07/2002 3:06:52 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Asclepius
But that doesn't explane why you have the eye shadow on.
7 posted on 02/07/2002 3:07:23 PM PST by Ditto
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To: nickcarraway
Marvin Martin II

I wonder if this guy is relate to Marvin the Martian?

8 posted on 02/07/2002 3:08:15 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
Somebody's been watching "REPLICANT" tooooooooo many times.
9 posted on 02/07/2002 3:09:26 PM PST by UCANSEE2
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To: UCANSEE2
Naw, it sounds like The Sixth Day.
10 posted on 02/07/2002 3:14:02 PM PST by Poohbah
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To: Asclepius
Tell me about it - my clone seems to keep racking up late fees at the video store. And the clerks have the nerve to look at me like I'm the deadbeat...
11 posted on 02/07/2002 3:24:41 PM PST by general_re
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"Prosecutors said young Breckler was shot in the head at close range while sleeping....Dr. Diane Scala-Barnett, a deputy coroner in Lucas County who performed the autopsy, testified that his death appeared to be a suicide. She said the angle of the bullet would have made it difficult for anyone but the victim to have pulled the trigger."

What is it with nimrod coroners? Hello, Diane, the kid was SLEEPING, anybody could have put the gun at ANY angle and shot him. Jeez.

12 posted on 02/07/2002 3:24:47 PM PST by Henchster
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You never tried to kill yourself in your sleep?
13 posted on 02/07/2002 3:30:38 PM PST by nickcarraway
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a Putnam County sheriff’s deputy recounted how Marvin Martin II told him it was his clone, not him

If the crime weren't so serious, this would be like something out of a Calvin and Hobbes strip.

14 posted on 02/07/2002 3:33:33 PM PST by steve-b
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To: nickcarraway
"You never tried to kill yourself in your sleep?"

LOL! I keep waking up!

15 posted on 02/07/2002 3:33:45 PM PST by Henchster
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To: Poohbah
I've been cloned at least as dozen times. And they kept borrowing my CDs and never returned them...

Why didn't they just clone the CDs?

16 posted on 02/07/2002 3:34:34 PM PST by steve-b
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To: Henchster
It tends to happen more frequently to people in the Mafia.
17 posted on 02/07/2002 3:35:58 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
How would you like to be this nimrod's lawyer and have to stand up and defend him while trying to keep a straight face?
18 posted on 02/07/2002 3:36:03 PM PST by Wordkraft
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To: Travis McGee
Ping. You GOTTA read this.
19 posted on 02/07/2002 3:38:34 PM PST by Poohbah
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To: parsifal
Do you know where your clones are, RIGHT NOW?
20 posted on 02/07/2002 3:39:57 PM PST by RightWhale
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