[Asclepius]

The deputy said Mr. Martin claimed he had been cloned three times while he was in the Army, and he and the clones were part of a death squad.

The same thing happened to me. Only my clones became featured entainers at a tranvestite strip club.

... so humiliating.

[Poohbah]

The deputy said Mr. Martin claimed he had been cloned three times while he was in the Army, and he and the clones were part of a death squad.

Only three times?

I've been cloned at least as dozen times. And they kept borrowing my CDs and never returned them...

[nickcarraway]

I get all these bills that should be sent to my clones. Drat.

[nickcarraway]

Marvin Martin II

I wonder if this guy is relate to Marvin the Martian?

[Henchster]

"Prosecutors said young Breckler was shot in the head at close range while sleeping....Dr. Diane Scala-Barnett, a deputy coroner in Lucas County who performed the autopsy, testified that his death appeared to be a suicide. She said the angle of the bullet would have made it difficult for anyone but the victim to have pulled the trigger."

What is it with nimrod coroners? Hello, Diane, the kid was SLEEPING, anybody could have put the gun at ANY angle and shot him. Jeez.

[steve-b]

a Putnam County sheriff’s deputy recounted how Marvin Martin II told him it was his clone, not him

If the crime weren't so serious, this would be like something out of a Calvin and Hobbes strip.

[Wordkraft]

How would you like to be this nimrod's lawyer and have to stand up and defend him while trying to keep a straight face?

[Poohbah]

Ping. You GOTTA read this.

[Abundy]

My clone bit a moose once...

[gcruse]

"Okay, I confess.   I told him what we were
doing was cloning, just to get him to quit squirming."
                 ____PFC Philip McCrack, USA (Ret)

[Redcloak]

A variation on the "Evil Twin"; a classic television plot device.

[steve-b]

Citizen Hugh-R-NUT-2! Report to Briefing at once for information concerning Hugh-R-NUT-1's failure to subdue a gang of mutant traitors. Serve The Computer!

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

Poor guy...must have been beside himself!

[LRS]

MARVIN MARTIN (the second, no less)?

Don't tell me; he had to shoot them. They stole his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.....

[InvisibleChurch]

The Boys of Putnam County.

[Dimensio]

Normaly I'd find his claims hard to believe, but after watching a few Sci-Fi movies and seeing how the police reacted to bizarre claims even though they were true, I think we should hear this guy out.

(For those FReepers who truly don't know better: the above is sarcasm and it is not meant to be nor should it be taken seriously)