Montgomery - API - In a related development, the State of Alabama revealed today that it was running a foreign trade deficit with other states in regards to things that happen.
Spokeswoman for Governor Siegelman, Amanda Gotlaid, said that "Alabama is having difficulty keeping up with all of the new things that are happening in the world today. Sure, we've always got great fishing in the Gulf, boating, water-skiing, horseback-riding, world-class golf, college football, hunting, skeet-shooting, mountain-climbing, bike trails, and historic War of Northern Agression sites to tour, but we're having a tough time keeping up with the gambling in Mississippi, snow skiing in Teluride, and the wild party club scene of San Francisco. With a little gambling and some better clubbing, Alabama might be able to change the impression that fly-over country leaves with our betters on the hyper-urban Coasts."
Ooops, time to go to the range. Decisions, decisions. Do I take the Corvette, the Jeep, or the Mooney? No matter, I'll shoot a few for ya, big guy!